A New Realm of Tiredness.

Thought of the day:

If you ever have less than 6 hours of sleep every day, for a whole week, you end up in the new realm of tiredness. It’s only for the very special, those who stay up til the early morning and then are forced to awake in the early morning.

The rewards of being in this new realm are:

  • Pain in the bottom of your spine
  • Inability to make conversation
  • General collapsing on tables
  • Hunger pains
  • Overheating
  • Forgetting people’s names and giving them new nicknames relating to their hairstyle
  • Constant urge for caffeine
  • Inability to listen to music and concentrate on pace of walking, resulting in extremely fast pace with little or no co-ordination
  • Forgetting the name of the scoop in Bob The Builder, later realising it is actually called Scoop.
  • Unable to concentrate at random videos about injection molding.
  • Confusion when gay guy gives lapdance to straight guy.

The list is endless.

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